yziam: Britain’s Next Top Model
rabioheab: it’s time for leo dicaprio to give up on his acting career and open a coffee shop called Leonardo DiCappuccino
scoutacris: when someone you like a lot says something you strongly disagree with
Woah! I almost gave a fuck.
Phew! That was a close one.
volvata: when you had an appointment and got to leave during the middle of school it was always so fucking triumphant like “haha bye you dumb sons a bitches, i’m gonna go get my teeth cleaned and then eat mcdonalds. where you at”
mrshorlinsik: I’m sorry Taylor, I’m gonna let you finish, but Joe Jonas threw some of the best shade of all time
nymphadoralovegoodtonks: lolbi-wankenobi: llcooljofficial: why do people draw the sun with sunglasses how is he supposed to protect his eyes from the sun if he IS the sun he has to protect his eyes from ur face
foxnewsofficial: next time you’re washing your hands next to somebody cup your hands under the tap until the water overflows then look at them dramatically and say ‘this water is getting out of hand’ it’s a guaranteed way to make friends i have never tried it but it is guaranteed
msjewbooty: earthrebound: msjewbooty: WHAT DO CORN SAY WHEN SOMETHING GOOD HAPPEN TO THEIR FRIEND CORNGRATULATIOSN CORN DOESNT SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE CORN CANT TALK the corn just whispered to me that ur a little bitch
members of maroon 5: adam levine ???????? ??????????? ?????¿¿¿¿/?? ????
the-laughing-cactus: the-laughing-cactus: my grandma just got facebook and my mum just threatened to take away my phone if i didnt add her i fucking added her and she blocked me
impossible-redhead: Spiderman 3 is why Spiderman isn’t allowed in the Avengers